On the Internet at Work 2

Sorry I missed yesterday. In return, double the content.

 

Confucius on: rough sea voyages.

"Confucius say, man stuck in sea storm with others wind up covered in sea men."

"Is there anything Confucius didn't know?"

"How to properly conjugate the word say in English."

"Forever Alone" parodies.

 

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something."

Tying your shoe in under a second.

Look at it from a distance.

 

Charles Manson quote:

"Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Do you feel like whoosh gbab frwhab vanage geb fededge betch budch bhugiggy, beowrammage degedch gidgy gidgy gidgy bhugoogood? Ihgybegerb frgaglfagl veddedge whuraglbagga?"

Fuck you, you ignorant Muslim haters.

One of the best internet trolls. Alongside that one dude. What was his site called? The one with that shotgun in a tissue box.

Need help shitting those bricks?