The Other Game

Congratulations, you now now playing The Other Game (if you weren't already).

The Other Game is very simple:

 - You are always winning The Other Game.
 - You cannot lose. You can only win.
 - You win whenever you think about The Other Game.
 - Whenever you win The Other Game, you must proclaim, out loud, "I won."
 - After you win, you have a lifetime to feel good about yourself for winning.
 - If you lose The Game, you win The Other Game.
 - As soon as you mention The Other Game to anyone, they begin winning as well.
 - The goal is to have everyone on Earth winning.