Congratulations, you now now playing The Other Game (if you weren't already).
The Other Game is very simple:
- You are always winning The Other Game.
- You cannot lose. You can only win.
- You win whenever you think about The Other Game.
- Whenever you win The Other Game, you must proclaim, out loud, "I won."
- After you win, you have a lifetime to feel good about yourself for winning.
- If you lose The Game, you win The Other Game.
- As soon as you mention The Other Game to anyone, they begin winning as well.
- The goal is to have everyone on Earth winning.